Back from thailand x'D

Ladies & Gentlemen, Boys n' girls, both young n' old, both short n' tall, HOW YA'LL DOING? x'D *drum rolls and takes a deep breath* ......  I'm BAAACK BROTHAS FROM OTHA MOTHAS! from thailand and i got tons to tell you! First, lemme just start this by saying THE BLOG is not allowing me to upload a video because i guess it's a long one this time? ANYHOO, i thought of a way to still show you the videos i post by uploading them on youtube first. Forgive me for the inconvenience.

Check it out ^_____^ ! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JOpLJd4yGA  <--

let's cut to the chase! THAILAND WAS THE BOMB. As the great taio cruz once said " dynamite " Tssssss. *starts humming the song* aaah ;_; sorry off-topic

The first three days of going to thailand, we took a plane to go to one of the islands "kasamui". Erm, I kinda have this phobia when it comes to airplanes. COME ON, IT'S LIKE A BIG FAT FLYING METAL PIECE WITH NO SUPPORT WHATSOEVER UNDERNEATH IT. It's just freaky. So where was I? O yea, the airplane that took us there had fan-like propellers, A.K.A marawe7. Let's just say it'shahadt and i kept reciting everything i memorized from the Quran and held my sister's hand like there's no tomorrow. Fail. 

Don't get me wrong, the world over there is like paradise and it was SOOO worth it. EXCEPT for the fact that i got bit by 15 blood-sucking disease-carrying mosquitos. 7asha T_T. At first i thought i had chicken pox n' started freaking out but it was a false alarm. 7AMDELLAH.

I LOVE THAILAND MAN. They look like meeee ;_; thaiiiii peopleee rock my socks. They even have big glasses. Anyways after becoming as black as coal from the sun, we went back to THAILAND woot. 

HELLOOOOO FAKE MOVIES. EPIC MUCH? I bought around 60 movies eb 500 DHS! flblad i pay the same price for just 4 movies. *CRIES IN VICTORY WITH FISTS IN THE AIR* Is this the life or WHAT? 

ADVICE: DON'T EVER GET A MASSAGE FROM LADIES IN THAILAND.....

The horror....... they might be "shemales" if you know what i mean......

let's just say it wasn't pleasant. 

GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE STRONG AS HE CAN BE .... AAAAAAAA watch out for that tree x'D <-- random song FTW.

Hope you like the video! 

Sincerely,

Hope

BRB

Dear a3za2y el jmhoor. Fail...
Scratch that.
Dear lovely viewers,,,,, bahajer.
BASEER THAILAND where people look like me! No eyes. che SQUINTY.
Farewell, i will no longer post.


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LOOOOL Jk, tbonha men allah ha -_-?
anyhoo! I'll be outside the local area for a while and i'll be back on the 21st, enshallah =D
I promise i'd come carrying AMAZING footage and a new video hopefully if i don't slack off. x'D
See ya real soon moochachis!

Sincerely,
Hope

Ramadhan nawar smana xD

Elsalam 3laikm w ra7mat allah w barakatoh! How're ya'll doing with those empty stomachs of yours? The growling of your insides must be heartbreaking.

I won't bother writing a long description this time, okay maybe a little, don't keel me.

Burgerrrrrr * drools * AMAL! STAY FOCUSED. okay back to topic...

Where was I? oh yea

bas b'3ait abarklkm blshahar el mobarak yal moslmeeen!

I know, I know, the quality of this video sucks big time, but the parts aren't intentionally taken to be in a video. This is just a compilation of random footage I had in rm'9an.

GOD THE HORROR. Life without food is no life at all eh?

Ugh, it's alrighty, just 20 more days to go.

Stay strong and fill your tummies with food for s7oor.

Don't forget to pray, read 8r2an, go to tarawee7, 9lat el ar7am, taktheer men il do3a2, & respect urself and others.

I know that in rm'9an you're not supposed to not curse n' all. Esta'3ferallah

BUT THE DRIVERS ON THE ROAD MAKE IT SO HARD TO DO THAT. I get it they're in a bad mood with the whole hunger thing and trynna get home on time; but DUUUDE, TRY TO HAVE SOME DECENCY! PS: WE VALUE OUR LIVES.

anyhoo. * calms down *

mabrook 3laikm ilshahar. Enshallah enshoofkm 3la 5air! Going to update you soon with a better video!

Stay tuned

Sincerely,

Hope

NOMNOMNOMNOM.

EPIC

AH, i know i know. I Kinda am REALLY ignoring my blog. It's just that with rama'9an close n all i guess ive been carried away doing lame things. Sorry 'bout that!

ANYWAYS. i found a video. a real .. real .. good video. THE ALL-TIME VIDEO OF VIDEOS.

It is by far THE EPICEST WEDDING i have ever seen.

I SO want a grand entrance like this one. seriously people who wouldnt?

Check it OUT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0

Video Blog 2

*DRUM ROLLS* * BREATHES IN *

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Or is it good morning ? =/ okay it's 1:00 so I can't really tell. How's just "hello"? Yes, i believe hello is just fine.

okay xD HELLO!
YES FINALLYYYY a video * does the victory dance *

Let's just say i'll introduce a new character in the blog! Henry the HIPPO XD You'll see him pop out every now n' then; he has his moments so don't freak out or anything.
ANWYAYS, how're ya'll doing? 3sakm mrta7een, mstanseen, mt7amseen, mshta6een, sa3eedeen, 3ajeebeen, w kelshay flwjood. Rm'9an is soon, so i thought of putting videos that included food now before it's too late. You never know though, 3adii akoon nathleh w a7a6 videos of burgers wnto 9aymeen xD. IM JUST KIDDING =b.


I had an interesting friday so this video is going to show you the funny things I'm upto lately.
Just one setback though, the weather. TOO MUCH TO HANDLE. I actually read an article in a magazine that showed how a women literally cooked her eggs on the road with the heat of the sun. True story. For those who wear 3bayahs, i know your pain. T_T kefaya ena it's black. Mercyyyy on our souls PLEASE T_T. *sigh* el7amdellah 3ala kel 7al.
Ya5i matfa8na che 9dg >.< I envy those who are currently outside the country. 3aysheen el 7ayah w n7n en3afen T_T Belsalamah enshallah * jealous glare * OKAY ANYWAYS back to topic. The video generally revolves around MANGA SUSHI! The one in jumeira ( Burj el 7amam ). I don't know about you but i ... would die .... for sushi ....
Hell, i would MARRY sushi !
i definetly recommend the place. Just look at 'em show you what they got! Mhhmm. Even henry had a little something to show. Poor little hippo. He has issues ...
See ya around folks, ;D


Sincerely,

Henry the hippo. ( okay no, it's just me, Hope =b )

FAIL blog

F A I L :)


Howwwwwwdy Partners!
Okay i am truly extremely greatly SUPER-LY ( thats not even a word ) heartfully sorry for neglecting my blog lately ....

Soooo until i finish my next video post
i wanted to inform you about my "fail" moments of life...
You know the type of moments that truly just .. Failll .. T_T ... Yea im going to enlighten you with my failures. xD i might not be able to fit in all of them, but its alright =b.

1- One fail incident happened today actually, i was so pumped to get strawberry and chocolate from uptown, feeling all cool with my own car n' all,,, then suddenly the freaking automatic doors don't open -.- .... i kept jumping, it still didnt open .... till an older fellow so calmly passed by and it finally opened .. SERIOUSLY AUTOMATIC SENSOR MY FOOT !!! Glna ena g9eera mb lhal daraja -.-

2- okay ... DO NOT .. i repeat DO NOT laugh and say "typical girl" ..... but '3arazt already & i only got my license two weeks ago .. -.- FL 5WANEEJ BA3AD .. aaah f'9eeee7ah -_- .... i know you are probably thinking Pffftttt SWAGAT 7REEM bas walla che ... sand is a car's worst enemy especially lo mb four wheel.

3- Probably 2 months ago, i was at the cinema waiting in line to buy tickets. A lady was stepping on my 3bah for approximetly 10 minutes, and you know the type of girls especially mwa6nat * no offense* that give you the "ENTI MNU 3SAB ITRAMSEENI" look -.- ? yea well hay kanat the queen of that look.... w kel ma agoolha lo sma7ti it9d w itsawly 6af ! i tried pulling el 3bah but failed miserably so i had to wait lain ma 7a'9rat-ha tfham ,,,, and when she finally understood shsalfeh she didnt even say sorry bas shalat reelha .. TALK ABOUT MEAN ? -.- =b

4- The kid who held my hand bel'3ala6, Ah how can i forget =b? It was so long ago in global village hahaha xD. I was walking, lost in the crowd as always, when a boy suddenly held my hand wana wayhee che O_O ?!?!?! ashoof il walad. It took him a while to understand but then he turned to me and started crying so i waited with him till he found his mom -_- hahaha fail...

5- During driving lessons, I had my game face on. W el ebtisamah shaggah il wayh akeed, mnu gadee asooog ! Then the driving instructor shot all my hopes n dreams when she went like " Amal, next time, i wont let you drive if you don't get a pillow with you" ... Since i can't see pavements ... MEGA FAIL...

6- Advice ; DO NOT EAT OREO INFRONT OF PEOPLE. EVER. One fine day, I finally got the " amal mashallah 3alaich m7lawa " for once in my life then i had to ruin it with smiling after eating oreos. Black teeth FTW =b

7- Okay i know you all have these "dance hysterically in your room" alone time. Come on, don't lie, i know you all do. Anyways, just don't do it when someones in your house and you didnt lock the door. Your parents will hold it against you .... forever ... trust me T_T

8- I dream in subtitles sometimes .... true story xD

9- I still get asked for my ID to enter cinemas. Last year, i struggled entering a 15+ movie because the lady wasn't certain of my age. Shoot me why don't ya ? -.-

10- I drank petrol when I was a kid because it was in a 7up bottle. I'm not the smart one in the family you see... =b

11- My baby cousin shaved her eyebrows once ( okay it isn't about my life but seriously HAHAHAHA ). She looked like a ChihuahuaxD

12- When I was a kid, a little boy was teasing me so I threw a rock at him. It wasn't a small rock. Who's the short one now HA? xD

13- I once ordered a Mc'Chicken in burgerking .... DO NOT try this at home .. =b walla 3adi y63nonkm -_-

And the list goes on ... i might edit this soon to add more FAILs ... stay tuned! xD

So tell me viewers... what FAIL moments have you faced? xD

Sincerely,

Hope

Tum tum tummm

The iguana that roamed our garden and RULED the lands =O

Okaaaay folks ! I mentioned the iguana before didn't I?

Here's a sneak peek to see how he is living his summer in the pool. -_-

SERIOUSLY IGUANA? seriously?? >.>

just look at how he's flaunting it. =b

Sorry i couldnt get a real close up, this is the closest i could get without getting into a fight with the green thaing.

ugh the HORROR T_T i'll never get into that pool .. ever .. again ...

i can imagine him thinking " mmhmm you chikita can't do nothin when im here... "

Okayyy ...

i know this might sound weird .. but i always thought iguanas have this spanish monologue in their minds .. dont they look like those dudes in the mafia that talk like " tony , haven't i told you to do as i say moochachi ? no funny bussiness ! *with this weird suit and hat on *

sorry for the awkwardness =b but ANYHOO!

Just in case you were wondering how the hell would an iguana suddenly appear in a household; we asked around and were told that a guy lost some iguanas, and now they're breeding all over dubai and sharjah! -_- So watch out people.

What are people thinking these days?

Ill hopefully upload a new video post very soon ! So stay tuned .. * iguana smokes cuban cigar * Wth ? XD haha

Sincerely,

-Hope

My beginning - first video blog

Why hello there .....

... *awkward silence* ...

Okay I suck at this whole let me introduce myself thing, so let's take things slow. =b

* takes hat off and courtsies * The name is Amal, A.K.A Hope. My nationality is an Emirati citizen (U.A.E). You see, I have this dream to be a director,animator, as well as a cinematographer. I also tend to want to change people's perspective or perception revolving Arab women in the U.A.E.

It's like everytime we travel to a foreign country, its either they go like " OH U.A.E , moneyyyy *winkwink* " .... or we get the usual " You speaki English? * in slow motion * " .... Dude, we're Arab, not monkeys. =b

Anyhoo , where was I? Oh yea !

Lemme tell you what this blog is all about! xD

hmmm ... let's just say this is my beginning ..

It'll be my way to show you short clips i developed, or just a fun overview about my life. Boring eh ? =b It's alright, just bear with me.

A short description about myself:

I, regardless of my name, am a hopeless case. Im short, not the normal kind of short, the DAYMN YOU SHORT GIRL kind of short. 153 cms to be exact. And * drum rolls please* .... I HAVE HUGE GLASSES THAT EAT UP MY FACE. Cool right :O ? Yes, I am aware that I'm a dork.

I'm 18 years old, shockingly. * 3 more years to be legal T.T * =b

I drive!! xD <- still in shock.

Random facts about me:

I see dead people.

I'm a big fan of "YO Momma" jokes * random * ...

There's an iguana living in our garden. True story, it ain't ours xD.

I crave lemon and salt almost all the time.

SHORT * snaps fingers * mmmhmm and proud of it.

I pretend to be cool... wait !! I am cool >.> pretend pssshhht?

As you can see, i talk to myself alot -_- * weirdoo *

If i could, i would marry food ..... wouldn't you?

Ughh ! i wont bore you with more writing. I guess if you really want to know more, you gotta keep checking my blog! =D

*salutes*

Sincerely,

Hope.

P.S; for those who want to comment and are finding difficulty in doing so, press "comments" and write a comment as " Anonymous". ;D